750 Sport restoration project

Andrew2 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:18 am

Happy New Year everyone. Just being silly. Wanted to be the first post in 2018 :-P

Mc tool · **Posted:** Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:02 am

Yeah , I was waiting to see who would break 1st :lol:

Oooh, actually Ive just started coming right , fuck Im glad that only happens once a year :smoke:

.............slept on the front lawn

Andrew2 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:14 am

. As long as you didn't wake up in your own vomit.......you didn't did you :dunno:

higgy · **Posted:** Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:12 pm

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:lol:

. As long as you didn't wake up in your own vomit

Is that the traditional Kiwi celebration ritual :lol:

Andrew2 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:16 am

Can't see your photo Higgy

higgy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:33 am

there is a fix here somewhere for photobucket issues

in the mean time it was a chef explaining... this sheep is so rare kiwis are getting aroused

Andrew2 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:27 am

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I think the only fix for Photobucket is to pay their $499 ransom mate :-(

Mc tool · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:37 am

Bad time to be attracting attention to yourself Andrew , most Aussies try to remain inconspicuous when the topic of conversation turns to sheep shaggin

higgy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:06 pm

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I just found this on another forum and had to pass it on.

If you're using Google Chrome, go to the three dots on the right side of the screen and click them. A drop down should appear. Hover your mouse over "More Tools," and when the next drop down appears, click on extensions. Go to the link towards the bottom that says "Get more extensions." In the search box, type "Photobucket Fix," and hit enter. Click the install button and once it's done, you should be able to see photobucket pictures again.

For FireFox users, click on the three bars on the right side of the screen, then click on add ons. Click search for "photobucket hotlink" and click install. Same result.

I have tried this and it works. You will be able to see all those dead links to photos again

Andrew2 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:42 am

Bloody hell....it did work :shock:

. Thanks Higgy :choo:

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Andrew2 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:45 am

Mc tool wrote:

Bad time to be attracting attention to yourself Andrew , most Aussies try to remain inconspicuous when the topic of conversation turns to sheep shaggin

Who,us

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Kiwi farmer strides into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is in bed.

"SEE THIS!" he shouts. "THIS IS THE UGLY CREATURE I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH WHEN YOU WON'T LET ME!"

His wife looks up and says "That's no way to speak to me".

"I WASN'T SPEAKING TO YOU, I WAS SPEAKING TO THE SHEEP!"

higgy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:29 am

yuck,yuck,yuck :beer:

Mc tool · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:33 am

young aussie wife worried that hubby might be narcoleptic as he falls asleep every time she asks about previous partners

Andrew2 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:58 am

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad... Brutain?..."
PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."
Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a plane arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.
A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM

Mc tool · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:22 pm

Andrew2 wrote:

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad... Brutain?..."
PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."
Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a plane arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.
A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM

This ones for you nickta :lol:

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