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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>
> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
>
> She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving
> to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' ;
>
> The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
> husband.'
>
> The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary
> II appeared in her hands.
>
> The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
> opportunity like this will never come again.
>
> I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
> The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
>
> So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years
> old.
>
> The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
> fairies are female.....
>
>
> SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN
> HANDLE IT!
shouldn't the fairy have made the wife 30 years old instead? ;-) Fairy's! no sense of humor but then I'm a guy :-D
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