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Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:59 am
by Mc tool
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If you cant stop your cats from shitting in your tomato tub over the winter the easiest way is to run with it and mix a bit of tomato fertilizer in with their tucker .....makes em shit more too :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:36 pm
by englishstiv
:lol: :lol: :lol: :beer:

Love it


But if it's not your cat to feed....... ?

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 12:44 am
by Mc tool
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Yeah it mine , just not sure which one of the bastards it is, :mad:

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:53 am
by bmw851
Hamish you are a bad, bad man, :lol: :lol: :lol: and my money is on the Persian cross for sure, a proper "M" taby would never do that, nah never, looki at the innocent face.

Can you do Sean Connery impersonations as well.........................

something about a cat and a mat.

and thank you, I needed a laugh, love your new "signature"

Cheers

Peter

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:52 pm
by Mc tool
The furry one ( Benne ,who , apparently is Italian .. according to the Mrs , who has embraced this whole Italian theme since we have a Guzzi and 2 dukes) is actually mostly "Rag doll " ( the flat on the back is supossedly a trait ) I want to shave him to look like a lion but "someone" thinks all the other cats will think he's gay ( no nuts probly doesn't help ) :lol:
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and is the hungriest critter on the planet weighing in at 8 kg's , and is known to travel vast distances in his quest for food , regularly being caught at the niebouring farm raiding their cats bowls in the middle of the night, and will eat bread thrown out for the birds . The other one ( poozer cat ) is pure neurosis in a small furry bag ( that's gingers for ya ). And I don't really feed them tomato fertilizer :)

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 10:15 am
by Andrew2
Mc tool wrote: And I don't really feed them tomato fertilizer :)
You don't :huh: ......honey,quick grab the cat.Don't let it eats it's dinner :,(

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:58 am
by Mc tool
Nah , its hard enough getting worm pills down their necks ( the bastards have ESP ) . Used to be that when I put on all my leathers I was going for a ride ..... now its to worm the cats :)

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:19 pm
by nnnnnnorman
keep taking the tablets :lol:

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:28 am
by Mc tool
NNNNNNorman , long time no .... whatever :) how'd ya be ? ,Im still taking pills , probly different one's now , but it seems to be my thing , lurching from one medical disaster to the next , just got the news that I have picked yet another infection in my bone graft ( thought it was getting a bit sore )I have spent more time on crutches than VD.
Any how , good to hear from you
Hamish

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:18 am
by nnnnnnorman
hello hamish, yes its been a while. got anymore pussy pictures :evil:

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:32 pm
by Mc tool
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Just for you Nnnnnorman
Hamish
man that's one pissed off lookin cat :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 9:28 am
by Derek
This is Bob.

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He also weighs 8kg and tries his best to eat us out of house and home but he is the soppiest cat we've ever known. His ears aren't normally like that :D

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Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 4:24 am
by Mc tool
Derek wrote: His ears aren't normally like that :D
So that's not a Scottish fold then :P :lol:

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 5:45 am
by nnnnnnorman
you guys are sick man.......wheres the bald pussy? :-P

Re: Mc Tools gardening tip

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 6:29 am
by Mc tool
Commin right up , just gotta talk nice to the Mrs
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Get your mind out of the gutter ..... she has a book on cats AND it aint christmas :D :D :lol: :lol: