Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care
doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I'm approaching 50.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former
doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, fishing, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast bikes, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I replied.
He looked at me and said,...
'Then, why do you even give a shit?
True so true
- higgy
- paso grand pooh-bah
- Posts: 3334
- Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:50 pm
- model: 907 I.E.
- year: 1992
- Location: Hilltown,Pennsylvania
- Contact:
True so true
Ducati,making mechanics out of riders since 1946
There's no problem so bad that a little fixing can't make it worse! : )
If it ain't broke keep fixin it till it is
88 750
90 906
92 907ie
There's no problem so bad that a little fixing can't make it worse! : )
If it ain't broke keep fixin it till it is
88 750
90 906
92 907ie
- whitepaso
- Posts: 143
- Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:00 am
- model: 750 Paso
- year: 1988
- Location: Bolivar, Ohio USA
Re: True so true
Didn't see that one coming!higgy wrote:'Then, why do you even give a shit?
-
- paso grand pooh-bah
- Posts: 1527
- Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:00 am
- model: 907 I.E.
- year: 1991
- Location: Gothenburg, SWEDEN
Re: True so true
Gert
907 I.E. -91
M900 -97
MTS 1100s -07
907 I.E. -91
M900 -97
MTS 1100s -07