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Post by **paso750** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:44 pm

beauty is in the eye of the beerholder - or something like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlSpuTEc2jE

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higgy · Post by **higgy** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:06 am

beauty is in the eye of the beerholder - or something like that

never been to bed with an ugly woman

,woke up with a few along the way

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:30 am

Higgy, Paso750, Jaffa - Hey, all of us I guess . . .

We used to have two phrases to describe "that sort of girl" you woke up with after a night on the beer. A "one-arm woman" and a "two-arm woman".

A One-Arm Woman was so ugly that, when you woke up and you found her asleep on your arm, rather than wake her up to leave you chewed your own arm off !!

nnnnnnorman · Post by **nnnnnnorman** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:32 am

i always wondered why there were so many one armed women about......

Rhino · Post by **Rhino** » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:19 am

And a Two Armed Woman . . .

She's a woman so ugly you chew off both arms to stop you ever doing it again !!

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