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Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:32 pm
by Rhino
Nearly 25 year ago I got off a bike (at 60 miles an hour!) and have not been on a bike since. I have missed Ducatis (I used to have a 750 Paso that was a joy) every single day since.
On Sunday, on the phone, on a whim, I bought a 907ie with one owner and 2,000 miles on it and just to make certain my wife was going to have a really dramatic sense of humour failure, an hour later I bought a 1994, one owner, 3,000 mile, 916S, one of the limited edition of 200.
I wandered into the pub, went to our table and told all my mates, and my wife too, what I had done.
If anyone out there can let me know what tools I need to fix this one I'd be grateful !!
Rhino
Re: Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:45 pm
by ducapaso
Rhino wrote:If anyone out there can let me know what tools I need to fix this one I'd be grateful !!
Rhino
which of the three?
Re: Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:50 pm
by Mc tool
Rhino wrote:If anyone out there can let me know what tools I need to fix this one I'd be grateful !!
Rhino
I'd say thats gunna cost you at least a carrat

, please tell me the 916 isn't a single seat job, 2 carrat's if it is
I nearly got myself killed a while ago

, but , somewhat ironically the problem was that I
didnt wait 25 years to get back on a bike ( if you can call an R80 a bike )

in fact I was back on it before I could walk

....mother and wife ... not happy (

) they will get over it , I did!
Anyhow she aint going to leave over a couple of bikes , you might be neck deep in shit for a while but you'll
still have the bikes WONT YOU Rhino 
Re: Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:31 pm
by higgy
Re: Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:24 am
by dewjantim
Re: Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:41 am
by blazing928
forget sorting her out, you will never achieve that! Just do it like you mean it and she will love you for that more than a wimpy bribe....but then again I could be wrong
but please do some roadcraft/rider training courses.
Oh congrats on the bikes, 2000 miles only, will still need a lot of work to check all is well, tyres for a start. welcome to the best club/group there is
907 its not a bike its a cult
Re: Wife's Dramatic Sense of Humour Failure
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:21 pm
by Rhino
Mc tool "still have the bikes" : I'm looking to ad a couple more (an 851 and an 1198). BUT it's ever so scary that I find myself owning two Dukes but no lid . . . how the French ConnectionUK did that happen ????
Blazing 928: Training courses for sure. Don't mind dying but would hate to take some-one with me.
Higgy: Grovelling continues apace
Thanks guys - remember as Higgy so rightly says: there's no such thing as Gravity - the Earth sucks.