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Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:04 am
by Rhino
I was wondering guys, what's the correct collective noun for Pasos? I'm sure there isn't one and, English being what it is we can always just invent one. So . . . lets have a go. I mean: 'I saw a group of Pasos' / 'I saw some Pasos' could be so improved:
I saw:
a Passion of Pasos,
a Rumble of Pasos,
a Beauty of Pasos
a Pain in the Neck of Pasos
a Poem of Pasos
etc
Whaddayathink?
(I know, you probably think I'm a little sad)
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:05 am
by Rhino
Ooops
I think I may have posted this in the wrong place - Sorry
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:21 pm
by 907pasonut
Rhino why dont you start a "Pack of paso tour add" thread on the OFF TOPIC, where its like you're putting an add on the paper to encourage the paso owners (in your country) to leave whatever they're doing and go on this pasonisti bonding tour

Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:48 pm
by nnnnnnorman
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:37 pm
by higgy
The vary rare gaggle of Paso,a once in a lifetime experience to be sure
I have seen about a dozen besides the two I have in captivity, caged in a garage over the last 2+years. I have yet to see another in the wild,breathing the air and making the sound we all appreciate

Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:46 pm
by Tamburinifan
I suggest
"An OD of beauty"
meaning 2 Pasos or more at the same time.
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:59 am
by 907pasonut
this is how I would tempt the few paso owners to join the tour
.....TO ALL THE FORGOTTEN DUCATISTI OUT THERE, JOIN US ON OUR..."PLASTIC FROM HELL PASO TOUR"
WHERE THE CLUTCH RATTLES, THE EXAUSTS RUMBLE AND PETROL SNIFFING BAD ATTITUDE IS THE NORM OF THE DAY...
THIS WILL BE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE YOU WILL NEVER FORGET...
WELL STOCKED SUPPORT VEHICLE, COLD BEER AND VIAGRA PROVIDED
I think with this add quiet a few paso owners would turn up, including a few imposters

Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:26 pm
by ducapaso
I think that Mike, building this site gave you the answer... "pasochists"

Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:00 pm
by 900streetfighter
3 of us from Essex went to Ducati Club Nederland Race Weekend at Assen on 907's in 2009. We parked abreast on main stands in the show area while all the sportsbikes and monsters were leaned on their side stands.
A Blue 750 parked alongside. We were definately a gaggle of Paso's!
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:34 pm
by Mc tool
I thought a gaggle was a bunch of geese ( in fact Im fn sure

)
A temptation of paso's
A coronany of paso's
A dicshit of paso's ( its pronounced "dixit " Paul Henry )
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:58 pm
by persempre907
I agree with Nicola: I think "Pasochist" is a masterpiece.
Ciao
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:30 pm
by higgy
In military slang, a gaggle is an unorganized group doing nothing. In aviation, it is a large, loosely organized tactical formation
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:08 pm
by higgy
Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:59 am
by Mc tool
higgy wrote:In military slang, a gaggle is an unorganized group doing nothing. In aviation, it is a large, loosely organized tactical formation
never to old to learn

, but both of the above still sound like geese to me
cheers Higgy
and if pasochist is the word for anyone demented enough to want a paso ( and I think it should be ).... you wouldnt want to be caught fiddling with one

Re: Collective Noun for Pasos
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:08 am
by higgy
you wouldnt want to be caught fiddling with one

especially a gaggle of pasochist
