Mc Tools gardening tip

[Mc tool]

If you cant stop your cats from shitting in your tomato tub over the winter the easiest way is to run with it and mix a bit of tomato fertilizer in with their tucker .....makes em shit more too

[englishstiv]

Love it


But if it's not your cat to feed....... ?

[Mc tool]

Yeah it mine , just not sure which one of the bastards it is,

[bmw851]

Hamish you are a bad, bad man, and my money is on the Persian cross for sure, a proper "M" taby would never do that, nah never, looki at the innocent face.

Can you do Sean Connery impersonations as well.........................

something about a cat and a mat.

and thank you, I needed a laugh, love your new "signature"

Cheers

Peter

[Mc tool]

The furry one ( Benne ,who , apparently is Italian .. according to the Mrs , who has embraced this whole Italian theme since we have a Guzzi and 2 dukes) is actually mostly "Rag doll " ( the flat on the back is supossedly a trait ) I want to shave him to look like a lion but "someone" thinks all the other cats will think he's gay ( no nuts probly doesn't help )

and is the hungriest critter on the planet weighing in at 8 kg's , and is known to travel vast distances in his quest for food , regularly being caught at the niebouring farm raiding their cats bowls in the middle of the night, and will eat bread thrown out for the birds . The other one ( poozer cat ) is pure neurosis in a small furry bag ( that's gingers for ya ). And I don't really feed them tomato fertilizer

[Andrew2]

And I don't really feed them tomato fertilizer

You don't ......honey,quick grab the cat.Don't let it eats it's dinner

[Mc tool]

Nah , its hard enough getting worm pills down their necks ( the bastards have ESP ) . Used to be that when I put on all my leathers I was going for a ride ..... now its to worm the cats

[nnnnnnorman]

keep taking the tablets

[Mc tool]

NNNNNNorman , long time no .... whatever how'd ya be ? ,Im still taking pills , probly different one's now , but it seems to be my thing , lurching from one medical disaster to the next , just got the news that I have picked yet another infection in my bone graft ( thought it was getting a bit sore )I have spent more time on crutches than VD.
Any how , good to hear from you
Hamish

[nnnnnnorman]

hello hamish, yes its been a while. got anymore pussy pictures

[Mc tool]

Just for you Nnnnnorman
Hamish
man that's one pissed off lookin cat

[Derek]

This is Bob.



He also weighs 8kg and tries his best to eat us out of house and home but he is the soppiest cat we've ever known. His ears aren't normally like that

[Mc tool]

His ears aren't normally like that

So that's not a Scottish fold then

[nnnnnnorman]

you guys are sick man.......wheres the bald pussy?

[Mc tool]

Commin right up , just gotta talk nice to the Mrs

Get your mind out of the gutter ..... she has a book on cats AND it aint christmas